kikley pages pt 3
and once more we have a loveingly reproduced episode from the kirkley flat, B5, rumoured to be satanists (oh how we revelled in that!)
Well here we are again, a little later than ussual - but then it's revision week - what do you want? infact why are you wasting you're time reading this - stop it and do some work!
So where did we leave off? Ah yes the night before the birthday and all through the house no-one was stirring, well apart from myself. Thankyou all (it's my page I'll use it as a thankyou letter if I want) for being so sweet and lovely and really taking my little warning seriously. Unfortunately the one person who didn't get the mail ruined it. How dare they, death is not good enough, evil witch! (shesays cringing behind the screen and looking rather sheepish) Still theres nothing quite like a night of scandal is there?Less said soonest mended (don't you love those lovely english proverbs!).
For those who haven't heard Seb will be leaving us,although when is unsure, how not investigated, and why is still being debated! We shall miss you - although you seem to be avoiding us now, so will we notice?! Come around some time you fool we need outsiders to pick on.
Some have been heard to comment that this weeks gossip quota has been far from full, however I would beg to differ, although perhaps the printable stuff has been a little thin on the ground. If everyone thinks carefully I am sure they'd agree. Anyway, gossip in the eye of the beholder, you just need to know where to look. Or in Sams case, where to listen - will the culprits please remember that its exam time and people need to revise. I know that time off for stress releiving activities is a good thing, but do they have to be so, um, vocal? I'd watch it or everyone will want to join in (ofcourse - if thats the idea - why didnt you just say so!).
Kirkley seems to be the town of tension at the moment, the stress of revision (or the guilt of non revision) is attacking everybody. Arguments have replaced conversati0ns, snide remarks abound and sensitivity is heightened. Still some deserve it really. Others have expressed concern that people are going a little too far with the jokes at the moment - chill at least they're not arguments, and I think that the note on the door was most amusing!
The more observant of you may have noticed a new name on the list. for those who have yet to meet her say HELLO MICHELLE (preferably in the style of Wayne). this is the latest recriut to the list, and hopefully to the flat (known as B3/5 - hopefully this'll save on arguments). Michelle is now a fullyfledged member of the Colly drinkers and B5's TV whatchers guild, she drinks pints, takes the piss and enjoys Red Dwarf but not Friends (don't worry - she'll learn) and shes from London (well you can't have everything).
Well that's it, apart from the petty squabbles (and a couple of serious rows), but then I don't think they'd all fit in. In the future I can see more of them, and mabe a visitor this weekend (she might stop the pathetic grinning then), and possibly a carnival (well we'll need a brake won't we!). Here's to revision, may it die a long and horrible death and the university burn donw the morning exams start (or the day thy're marked).
Adele: Keith says hi!! Love you honey.
Jo: You remember sleep? Wellget some (or when am I going to feed?)
Sam: (hi guys! Only joking sweety. Oh yes and when does Jamie get his ice cream?
Michelle: Well what does the new recruit think?
Rach: The cake was lovely really. I love my little Jessabel.
Seb: So when do we get a leaving date?
Ekim: How's it going with work and exams?
Sim: Good luck, we get ours next week.
Burt: Next time we'll get Del to wake us all up to listen!
Jamie: Get back to bed!
The Witch of Kirkley Lodge
Ok so some of that one confused the hell ot of me and Nik, harrdy harr harr, you know which bit i mean. ;)
And yeah,i lied, well what do you expect, Apps has a big fking gob and it wasnt really all that!
love ya.
Well here we are again, a little later than ussual - but then it's revision week - what do you want? infact why are you wasting you're time reading this - stop it and do some work!
So where did we leave off? Ah yes the night before the birthday and all through the house no-one was stirring, well apart from myself. Thankyou all (it's my page I'll use it as a thankyou letter if I want) for being so sweet and lovely and really taking my little warning seriously. Unfortunately the one person who didn't get the mail ruined it. How dare they, death is not good enough, evil witch! (shesays cringing behind the screen and looking rather sheepish) Still theres nothing quite like a night of scandal is there?Less said soonest mended (don't you love those lovely english proverbs!).
For those who haven't heard Seb will be leaving us,although when is unsure, how not investigated, and why is still being debated! We shall miss you - although you seem to be avoiding us now, so will we notice?! Come around some time you fool we need outsiders to pick on.
Some have been heard to comment that this weeks gossip quota has been far from full, however I would beg to differ, although perhaps the printable stuff has been a little thin on the ground. If everyone thinks carefully I am sure they'd agree. Anyway, gossip in the eye of the beholder, you just need to know where to look. Or in Sams case, where to listen - will the culprits please remember that its exam time and people need to revise. I know that time off for stress releiving activities is a good thing, but do they have to be so, um, vocal? I'd watch it or everyone will want to join in (ofcourse - if thats the idea - why didnt you just say so!).
Kirkley seems to be the town of tension at the moment, the stress of revision (or the guilt of non revision) is attacking everybody. Arguments have replaced conversati0ns, snide remarks abound and sensitivity is heightened. Still some deserve it really. Others have expressed concern that people are going a little too far with the jokes at the moment - chill at least they're not arguments, and I think that the note on the door was most amusing!
The more observant of you may have noticed a new name on the list. for those who have yet to meet her say HELLO MICHELLE (preferably in the style of Wayne). this is the latest recriut to the list, and hopefully to the flat (known as B3/5 - hopefully this'll save on arguments). Michelle is now a fullyfledged member of the Colly drinkers and B5's TV whatchers guild, she drinks pints, takes the piss and enjoys Red Dwarf but not Friends (don't worry - she'll learn) and shes from London (well you can't have everything).
Well that's it, apart from the petty squabbles (and a couple of serious rows), but then I don't think they'd all fit in. In the future I can see more of them, and mabe a visitor this weekend (she might stop the pathetic grinning then), and possibly a carnival (well we'll need a brake won't we!). Here's to revision, may it die a long and horrible death and the university burn donw the morning exams start (or the day thy're marked).
Adele: Keith says hi!! Love you honey.
Jo: You remember sleep? Wellget some (or when am I going to feed?)
Sam: (hi guys! Only joking sweety. Oh yes and when does Jamie get his ice cream?
Michelle: Well what does the new recruit think?
Rach: The cake was lovely really. I love my little Jessabel.
Seb: So when do we get a leaving date?
Ekim: How's it going with work and exams?
Sim: Good luck, we get ours next week.
Burt: Next time we'll get Del to wake us all up to listen!
Jamie: Get back to bed!
The Witch of Kirkley Lodge
Ok so some of that one confused the hell ot of me and Nik, harrdy harr harr, you know which bit i mean. ;)
And yeah,i lied, well what do you expect, Apps has a big fking gob and it wasnt really all that!
love ya.
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