Consult the Contrivium

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Toast!
1)The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Toast.
2)If you cut Toast in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
3)Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Toast.
4)Over half of Americans are officially Toast.
5)Toast can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
6)The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Toast.
7)The difference between Toast and a village is that Toast does not have a church.
8)Only twelve people have ever set foot on Toast!
9)A thimbleful of Toast would weigh over 100 million tons.
10)Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Toast in your ear 700 times.

Gotta agree with 3
Please can we not try 3 & 5